Photo Credit: Light Graffiti: "Martini--Snifter?!" by quantumplation
A few weeks ago I asked Rogwolf what an eligible bachelor in his medium-sized (though quite well known) Midwestern city does on Saturday night.
He replied, "Think of you."
Uh-huh. He hooks up with women online and has "a lot of oral sex." That's what he does. Also, he writes naughty limericks.
Here are three:
A bishop in Rome was blue,
about sex he hadn't a clue.
He said novenas
for a larger penis
when tighter vaginas would do.
Peter, Peter, pussy eater,
had a wife but couldn't tweeter.
Who's cock this is I think I know,
His wife is in the village though.
She will not see me stopping here
To watch him as he fucks a deer.
--Rogwolf, all rights reserved
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