Ok, the females growing head cocks are snails, not women.
Female marine snails off the Perth, Australia, coast have been turning up with male sex organs growing out of their heads after exposure to the chemical TBT. According to researchers at Curtin University, the snails are suffering from chemically-induced imposex. What manner of fish monsters may turn up in the Gulf of Mexico in the next decade? (Clap with Tinkerbell if you really believe they got all that oil cleaned up and the chemical dispersants weren’t a problem either.)
It’s not clear if the new penis-headed snails will be getting it on with other girl snails, but we do have evidence that 40% of men who pay for sex with high-end prostitutes are content to take her out to dinner and …talk.
Don Draper on AMC’s Emmy-winning drama “Mad Men” is seeing a red-headed prostitute this season; and he asks her to slap him during sex. Yes, sex is definitely happening there. But according to a piece on myths about prostitution in The Washington Post, often men pay high-end prostitutes to listen to them talk. They seem to be taking the Girlfriend Experience—GFE—where she pretends to be interested in his day to a new level. Is this the Wife Experience—WE? (I know….there’s a couple’s vibe by that name too.)
Sudhir Venkatesh, a Columbia University professor, has been studying prostitutes who charge $250 and up per session in Paris, New York and Chicago for over a decade. His most startling finding is that 40% of the encounters are “sex free.” I am not surprised by this. One of his informants is a woman I’ve known since she was putting herself through NYU by turning tricks. (I interviewed her extensively for Sexational Secrets: The Ultimate Guide to Erotic Know-How.)
She explains: “Men want someone to listen. They don’t feel like their wives or girlfriends hear them. Successful men fear they are only valued for their ability to make money and that no one cares about who they are.”
From my own experiences in listening to men, I would add: They don’t feel safe in telling the truth in relationships either. When a woman asks them to talk, they say, she really means: tell me what I want to hear, validate me, accept responsibility for whatever doesn’t work in the relationship. But don’t be honest with me.
My SexBabesNYC clients pay me to listen. What makes a man put down $500 in cash (plus pick up the lunch or dinner tab and cabs) to have a non-sexual encounter with a sexpert?
“I can say anything to you. I can be who I am without fear of judgment or rejection. I don’t have to hide things so you can’t use them against me later. The first time I had lunch with you and we parted laughing and chatting like old friends, I knew you didn’t think I was a sex freak or an emotional retard or any of the things women have accused me of being. That is worth the money, Babe, that is worth the money.”
Here is your sex science question of the day:
What do women really mean when they say, “We need to talk?”
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